Well, flying across the desert in a TWA,
I saw a woman walking across the sand.
She'd be walking thirty miles en route to
Bombay to meet a brown eyed handsome man,
Her destination was
A brown eyed handsome man.

Way back in history three thousand years,
In fact ever since the world began,
There's been a whole lotta good women
Shedding tears over a brown eyed handsome man,
A lot of trouble was a brown eyed handsome man.

Well, the Milo de Venus was a beautiful lass,
She had the world in the palm of her hand
She lost both her arms in a wrestling match
To win a brown eyed handsome man,
She fought and won herself a
Brown eyed handsome man.

Well, a beautiful daughter couldn't make up her mind
Between a doctor and a lawyer man.
Her mother told her daughter go out and find yourself
A brown eyed handsome man,
Just like your daddy was,
A brown eyed handsome man.

Well, a two, three the count with nobody home
He hit a high flyer into the stand.
A rounded third he was a-heading for home,
It was a brown eyed handsome man that won the game,
It was a brown eyed handsome man.

It was a brown eyed handsome man.